Friday, May 15, 2015
Broke A$$ Dad
So this is it. The new blog. What will be here... Lets see... everything.
My children are important, ya know just the most important thing in the world, so why not entertain and teach them here... so if you have kids too.. lets all learn together.
I'll rant. Ya know what, Imma rant like a bastid on here. Also, I may type like a bastid on here. And for those of you not from the New England region - This means I may spell things phonetically once in a while. K. good.
Also, I may attempt my lot at comedy on here. Podcasts, videocasts, and photos.
And overall I hope you find this to be interesting.
Ok, first on the chopping block. I was just on twitter ( @BostonRobb ) <- shameless plug to my tweeter (yes I said that on purpose). And I was reading an old friends tweet about how he was about to go LIVE on this site called Twitch. For those of you who are like me and fahhkin clueless when it comes to certain things, that word is actually a website where people stream their video game-play live, while other people watch. Now your next thought may have been somewhat like mine, WHAT THE FAHK. Are you kidding. Please tell me your kidding. No, oh ok. WHAT THE FAHK.
Now, I'm 32 with 3 kids. I don't get to play video games much. Never mind enough to be good at them, and certainly not enough to have people want to watch me play. But aside from that, anyone else remember being a kid and playing video games? The WORST part was waiting for your turn. Seriously, that was the worst. If the game wasn't two player and ya had to sit there just praying that the guy playing would die so you could get your turn... or "accidentally walking in front of him while he was at a critical point in the game to fahk him up. I mean, am I not getting it?! Basically if I had to watch someone and just wait my turn, my thought process went like this - Fahk you, fahk you, fahk you, die die come on will you just die already.. YES ok my turn. NOW, There is a website that is essentially a virtual "standing around the kid playing the video game at the arcade" site where all it is, is this. WHO THE FAHK has TIME for this? Better yet, why the FAHK would you want to watch someone else play! Ugh. fahk. Maybe I'm odd. But if you asked me to watch you play video games, I'd want to kick you in the throat. Well, I guess in all honesty, I'd want to spinning back-kick you in the throat. I don't have time for that, I'm busy writing a sh*tty blog.
So where was I. Oh, This Twitch thing. Its popular, like wicked fahkin popular. The sad thing is how many teen and early twenty something kids are on there playing video games - DRUNK.. but hold on, thats not the sad part... the sad part is not them, its the asshats that watch them. I'd rather repeatedly punch a cactus in the dick then have to watch some "thinks he's funny when he's hammered" douchenozzle play video games. And while I sit here broke, they are making a rip ton of money playing video games. Well buddy, good for you, you can GFY.
Do video gamers retire? Do they hang it up once their too old for the hand eye coordination to be as sharp and quick as it once was. I don't know, nor do I care.
But seriously gamers, how the fahk do I get in on this money action part of it.. I know the secret code to get 50 lives on Nintendo's Contra... anything for that? Nope, well worth a shot.
My children are important, ya know just the most important thing in the world, so why not entertain and teach them here... so if you have kids too.. lets all learn together.
I'll rant. Ya know what, Imma rant like a bastid on here. Also, I may type like a bastid on here. And for those of you not from the New England region - This means I may spell things phonetically once in a while. K. good.
Also, I may attempt my lot at comedy on here. Podcasts, videocasts, and photos.
And overall I hope you find this to be interesting.
Ok, first on the chopping block. I was just on twitter ( @BostonRobb ) <- shameless plug to my tweeter (yes I said that on purpose). And I was reading an old friends tweet about how he was about to go LIVE on this site called Twitch. For those of you who are like me and fahhkin clueless when it comes to certain things, that word is actually a website where people stream their video game-play live, while other people watch. Now your next thought may have been somewhat like mine, WHAT THE FAHK. Are you kidding. Please tell me your kidding. No, oh ok. WHAT THE FAHK.
Now, I'm 32 with 3 kids. I don't get to play video games much. Never mind enough to be good at them, and certainly not enough to have people want to watch me play. But aside from that, anyone else remember being a kid and playing video games? The WORST part was waiting for your turn. Seriously, that was the worst. If the game wasn't two player and ya had to sit there just praying that the guy playing would die so you could get your turn... or "accidentally walking in front of him while he was at a critical point in the game to fahk him up. I mean, am I not getting it?! Basically if I had to watch someone and just wait my turn, my thought process went like this - Fahk you, fahk you, fahk you, die die come on will you just die already.. YES ok my turn. NOW, There is a website that is essentially a virtual "standing around the kid playing the video game at the arcade" site where all it is, is this. WHO THE FAHK has TIME for this? Better yet, why the FAHK would you want to watch someone else play! Ugh. fahk. Maybe I'm odd. But if you asked me to watch you play video games, I'd want to kick you in the throat. Well, I guess in all honesty, I'd want to spinning back-kick you in the throat. I don't have time for that, I'm busy writing a sh*tty blog.
So where was I. Oh, This Twitch thing. Its popular, like wicked fahkin popular. The sad thing is how many teen and early twenty something kids are on there playing video games - DRUNK.. but hold on, thats not the sad part... the sad part is not them, its the asshats that watch them. I'd rather repeatedly punch a cactus in the dick then have to watch some "thinks he's funny when he's hammered" douchenozzle play video games. And while I sit here broke, they are making a rip ton of money playing video games. Well buddy, good for you, you can GFY.
Do video gamers retire? Do they hang it up once their too old for the hand eye coordination to be as sharp and quick as it once was. I don't know, nor do I care.
But seriously gamers, how the fahk do I get in on this money action part of it.. I know the secret code to get 50 lives on Nintendo's Contra... anything for that? Nope, well worth a shot.
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