Dreamin'

So last night they returned... the dreaded premonition dreams... these from time to time come to me and tell me things. It's weird and I dont know how much of it is going to become reality and how much is strictly suppressed consciousness. Either way, I told both people what happened in my dreams and what would happen. Now, time will tell. Its weird though. If you have these you know what I am talking about... And I wake from them and go in and out of them. It's bizarre.

Trippy.  

How to become a solid candidate...

Josh and Rob’s five point system to become a good Presidential Candidate…

Point Numero Uno…. You’re always better off in America if you’re wealthy, (Josh disagrees with this next statement but Rob finds it to be sound) just look at Ben Stiller – Obviously his parents were comedic skilled actors and we all know talent skips a generation but with enough money Along Came Polly. So be extremely wealthy.. Like if Bill Gates had a drug problem and had sex with a Billion dollars then sold that money baby for more money… that’s the kind of money you need to have to run for president.

Point B… Run your mouth. Obviously we’ve learned a lot from Trump. That is, America is not filled with a bunch of sheeple who are willing to be lead and coerced by simplistic idealistic non-points and friendly all satisfying agendas. AKA Have your own ideas. Now this may be polarizing when you first say something that doesn’t make everyone everywhere happy. But it will also probably be this thing called – Honest. Honesty - is an endangered species in Modern America.

Middle Point - Dress exactly the same as every other candidate has ever dressed. America may be ready for some honest truth, but not a mess. Keep it clean and tidy. If you look like a hobo, America will treat you like one. And you will probably get a nickel thrown at you. Hashtag Nixon.

The fourth chapter – Be related to other Presidents. It worked for Bush, its working for Clinton, it worked for the Roosevelts. And the Adams. And Almost the Kennedys. So point proven.

The final Point – Learn how to talk with your thumb. But not all of the thumb, just the tip. Words are just that –words.. But hand gestures can end and begin wars.  Let your hand gestures do the talking, not your words. Aggressive hand gesturing is a proven technique by all leaders and especially the ones who don’t know what they are talking about. So remember kids use your hands to say what you mean.